The Grumpiest Alien Mountain Man from Outer Space: a cozy, spicy, small-town, 00s alien romance novella (Meteor Mountain Men)

A grumpy alien mountain man finds a little sunshine in this cozy, spicy, small-town, 00s, paranormal romance fast-burn novella.

Everest

I don’t believe in starmates or any of those stupid myths about love from our home planet.

At least I didn’t until I meet a woman in the bar who has me spinning on my axis from our first kiss.

Now she’s all I think about, but I’m too scared to do anything about it.

Three months later she’s knocking on my door and asking me to help her with a baby raccoon.

Suddenly, that’s not all she’s asking for, and now I want to give her everything.

But will this gorgeous Earth woman still want me when she finds out I’m an alien with a v card?

Romy

When my husband cheats on me, I decide I’m officially done with men for good.

Well, maybe not all men. Not the sexy, gruff mountain man from the bar who kissed like he would burn the whole world for me.

When I flee to the mountain to figure things out, the last thing I expect is for my grumpy mountain man neighbor to be the same guy who made me see stars that night.

Everest is grumpy and rude and wants nothing to do with me... at first. But soon I’m seeing through his grumpy exterior and believing in love again.

But will Everest be able to open up to me? Or are we both too broken to try again?

🛸 He’s inexperienced
🛸 She’s given up on love
🛸 Second chance romance
🛸 Racoon rescue
🛸 Insta-lust & Insta-love
🛸 Set in the 00s
🛸 Grumpy/sunshine
🛸 Fated Starmates
🛸 Short, sweet and spicy!

Full of early 2000s hot alien energy, The Grumpiest Mountain Man from Outer Space is a small-town, spicy, cozy, fated mates, short, steamy, fast-burn alien paranormal romance that can be read in about one hour.

Happy ever after guaranteed.

All Meteor Mountain Men books are standalones and can be read in any order.

All Stormy O’Hara books are 100% human.